Paladin of the Start
Entrusted upon it is unlimited foresight.
This paladin knows. God told them to kill your son. Your son was a little-Hitler; your son is Hitler. God, in the form of the paladin, killed your son, and your son deserved it.
Dogooders plant seeds of goodness; they love, serve, and speak warmly. The paladin destroys crops, and tarnishes the field before the well poisons and the village expires. The paladin kills your wife because she has a grimoire—one that she is going to have if she would live. The paladin knows what will happen. Be grateful for the lives they have saved, and will save.
Foresight
Detect misfortune before it falls upon the needy. Roll 1d20. On 1s or 2s, the misfortune falls upon the paladin instead. Decrease the 1d20 to a 1d10 » 1d8 » 1d6 » 1d4. On decrementing a 1d4, The paladin falls into a fate slumber for 77 hours » days » weeks » months » years.
A submission to G L Å U G U S T 2 0 2 6. An untested paladin idea. Based on the prompt "Paladin of an unorthodox law."